English is confusing!

I'm just sitting here in English 8, bored. We have a sub. Not fun. She's kind of nice, but not really.
Hold Up! I know how to cheer myself up! Something real funny happened yesterday!
My friend Jalen had to go to the bathroom in math, and we had a really mean sub and she woudn't let him. So he was cussing her out (under his breath) and everything, and my other friend Taylor said: "Just go!" and Ms. Powell gave them both a zero. So Taylor cussed her out LOUDLY. And Ms. Powell started telling Taylor she was stupid and Jalen stands up and yells "My mama will be up here tommorrow! That's T-O-M.... what comes after that?" and the whole class started trying to spell tommorrow! Ms. Powell probably gave us all zeroes. Hahaha! But Ms. Shaw won't let her, so we're cool.
I've put a new character in my book. He's kind of like a bad-boy slash quiet and mysterious. I'll dish the name... Angel. Angel Deerborne. Okay, yeah, kind of a Joss Whedon steal, but it was too good to resist.
Today I'm going to go pick up the new Septimus Heap novel. Syren. It's been out since Spetmeber, but I haven't got a chance to stop at Books-A-Million. I'm so FRIGGING EXCITED!
So.... anyone have anything interesting to say? I'm far from dry of funny stories, but most would take longer then I have.
OH YEAH! I just rememebered... the movie version of the Host is underway! All you Stephenie Meyer fans, rejoice! We have something besides New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn to look forward to! I think the director is... Nick Weeler? Wheelen? Something like that. I hope It'll be as good as New Moon looks. Chris Weintz may have been a better choice. But whatever Stephenie thinks... she's the genius. You know, I sometimes wonder how fine the line between genius and insane is. Think of all the stuff J.K. Rowling thought up, and she's very obviously a genius. And (though I know he's a ficitional character) Jimmy Neutron!
Okay. The last bit of that paragraph was quite parenthetical. OMG! The sub's yelling at us and I think she may be watching me as she does it. I didn;t do anything! It was Jordan's fault!
Bye everyone! Wish me luck if she writes a refferal on me!

Bored and at school

Hey Y'all! Just hanging out here in math class, doing my author-like thang! I haven't posted in a while; i've kind of had writers block, so I couldn't think of anything to say! But im back baby, yee-ay-ee!
I love that new show Eastwick. Anyone watched it? Great stuff: check it out.
Glee. I'n in awe. it's so freaking amazing! I could eat it!
Omg, gotta go! Almost done with this class! Everyone wish me luck. I'm only in fourth hour!
Hey everyone should read the Hunger Games series. You'll see!
Stay Gold!