News Flash!

OK, all you country boys and girls out there with four-wheelers, Mules, Rhinos, or any other standard vehicle, never ever shift without tapping the brakes. It will result in one of those scary grinding sounds that may endanger any teenage author s in your area into mashing the accelerator and accidentally ramping a cow.
Not that that's ever happened to me.
Moving on. Family reunion today. Big stick in the mud. Visiting century old people who you forget the names to is never fun. But I endured. I'm a good person.
Oh, and my book. It's comong along good, but I need some help. You see, I absolutely love descriptions. Painting a picture of a character or setting in someone's mind is the best. But all my original ideas are running out. If you or someone you know has a n interesting appearance, hit me up. You'd be doing your favorite teenage author a huge favor.
Oh, and the Mindless Minion I told you about last time? (If you're lost right now, you should seriously read my first ever post. You'll find it very informing.) He texted me! He was bragging about his new girlfriend. I love his girlfriend. She's really cool. It's him and his crap I don't like. I may give him a little more of an evil mind in the book. But we can still call him mindless. It has a bit of a ring to it, don't you think?
Anyway, gotta go now. All you teenage writers out there, fly high!

Start off!

Hey, what's up everyone! Your Resident teenage author here! Until I turn twenty, I'm going to blog about the books, I read, write, the music I listen to, and generally my life as a teenage author, here, on this site.
So, beginning. The book I'm writing is kind of like an action-packed fight thing meets romance and magic. Yeah. I'm a big Twilight fan, so don't ask.
There's all these books that I look to for inspiration. Twilight, for one. The others are this great series that I've just finished the third edition to, and it's great. It's called the Maximum Ride novels, and James Patterson really outdid himself with them.
And for another thing, all you people who have been laughing the whole time you've been reading this seriously bug me. Everytime someone asks me what I do for fun I say "I love to write. I'm writing a book right now!" And they look all surprised and say "Really?"
Why the crap is that so surprising! It is so not unusual for a teenager to have a passion for writing. OK, maybe it is, but still. Anyone who spends more then five minutes with me knows I'm not exactly a normal chick. I mean, even my freaking Dad laughed!
But don't tell anyone. It's in my dedications that he and my mom most definitely didn't laugh.
Anyway, in case you're wondering more about me, I was born and am being raised in the South. Rebel born, rebel bred! It's great down here, in case they're a few Northerners reading this.
I go to a rural school. I get along with all my exes, except for one, who I think I may use as a mindless minion in my book. Just a random thought.
I listen to mostly country, but I love that Miley Cyrus song Party in the U.S.A. I actually like rock too, both eighties and twenty-first century.
Omg gotta go! Gotta family reunion tomorrow, gotta make an early rise! To quote S.E Hinton and Robert Frost, "Stay Gold"!